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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Homo-sapien 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Homo-sapien 2: Yes.
Homo-sapien 1: Detergent, Feces, Incest,Urine, And Water And Feces: (USDA): The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025
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Urinal Logic

The belief commonly held by all men that while most urinals have dividers that provide privacy, it is more polite to select a urinal at least one away from another person. The farther away your urinal is from the nearest occupied one, the better. This belief can also apply to stalls, and therefore women as well, although not as commonly as with men.
"I went into the bathroom and there was another guy in there using the urinals, so I took the one farthest away from him. Just following good urinal logic"
by Animal Damage October 1, 2013
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urinating on the flowerbeds

‘luke has been really slacking in dnd lately- he keeps urinating on the flowerbeds’
by beaseltheweasel December 23, 2021
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Urination

Something my brother loves on his chair after me drinking a few beers.
You urination on my book.
by Gyatt man June 23, 2024
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Straight Urine

Pure urine, mostly comprised of H2O, and excess water-soluble nutrients. If drug tested this urine sample would pass with flying colors. Also used in replacement of phrases like “aw crap” and “ew gross poo water”.
Bro, my dog just died.
Duuude that’s straight urine!
by CaptainPlank12 September 24, 2020
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Urinal-Pucked

When you're using the urinal at a public bathroom and someone pulls your pants down to your ankles, sodomizes you and slams the urinal puck in your mouth and yells 'you've been urinal-pucked!".
I was having a great night with the boys at the bar until some prick urinal-pucked me.
by RoMoNB July 16, 2024
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Urinal Camping

When you use a public urinal and someone enters the bathroom and uses the urinal right next to you even tho there are several down the line
Hector: bruh somone just came and started Urinal Camping me wtf
william: bruh
by Continue, Dont May 16, 2019
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