Urinal Shower

When you piss at the urinal, and your piss sprays back at you

Guy 1: “Oh man! I took a piss and I took a urinal shower at the same time”

Guy 2: “Oh shit!”

by ds1103 June 20, 2018

Urine Squad

At the end of a game and your team is down by an large lead, the coach then substitutes for all the starters by pointing to the bench “you’re in, you’re in, you’re in ....”

Dude, you were on the urine squad in HS

by DDZ22 January 24, 2021

urine inhaler

someone who inhales urine for pure enjoyment

oh Leah ur just a pure urine inhaler

by Just a cool person January 27, 2022

urinal drafting

When someone follows you closely to the urinal and then uses the one right next to you.

That creepy dude just did some urinal drafting,must of had to go real bad.

by Jaquelem March 22, 2013

urinating on the flowerbeds

slang for wasting your time in a pointless endeavour

‘luke has been really slacking in dnd lately- he keeps urinating on the flowerbeds’

by beaseltheweasel December 23, 2021

Urination

Something my brother loves on his chair after me drinking a few beers.

You urination on my book.

by Gyatt man June 23, 2024

Urinal cake

Those thingamabobs in urinals to make them smell nice. For some reason they gave them a name that makes it difficult to resist the temptation to eat one. Pretty sure eating one will kill you though. Unrelated: invite-only cupcake party at my place. I’m making the cupcakes. If they smell like lime or flowers and taste like chemicals then don’t worry that’s normal the aftertaste is good though I promise. Please come to my cupcake party

disclaimer: Urinal cakes should not be eaten

by LeoTheKilljoy January 8, 2024