Turtle Effect

turtle effect:what happens to the male anatomy when it's cold outside.

I was chilling outside sportin this wife beater and Samantha called, so I was like "yeah come on over!!". She came over and I pulled my pants down.. she just pointed and laughed then took a picture. Yeah, she dubbed it the turtle effect. I dipped my penis in acid the next day. I am ashamed ._.

by Eriiku December 14, 2008

turtle backpack

The most badass thing in existence. A backpack, that looks like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle shell. It comes with 4 masks

"Dude, was that Donatello that just walked past?"
"No that was just Lucy in her badass ninja turtle backpack."

by badasscj September 17, 2011

Turtle

When you've got to shit so bad your shit starts poking out of your asshole so it looks like a turtle poking out of its shell.

Damn, where's the bathroom? I've got a turtle.

by Anonymous19234 August 14, 2016

Minnesota turtle neck

When a male sticks his uncircumcised penis into a females filthy poop ridden butt hole, then peels back the foreskin and puts in on the females face. Like a turtle sticking its head out of it's shell.

Me: This bitch was pissin me off so i Minnesota turtle necked her.
Paul: Whats a Minnesota turtle neck?
Me: If you have to ask, you'll never know.

by the one eyed thrusting phantom December 3, 2010

Ghetto Turtle

When someone drinks half of a Colt .45, Maximum Ice, Olde English, or Schlitz and fills it back up with Green Kool-Aid. The resulting color looks like a Ghetto Turtle. It also tastes like licking sugar off a rusty bike chain.

Compton ass Terry was in the mood for something tropical so he hit up his O.E. with some Green Kool Aid for a Ghetto Turtle.

by John Detlor March 16, 2009

turtlebird

When you are extremly fat and your stomach fat covers the area around your dick and it appears that you dont have one.

Ryan had to pull back his turtlebird back to take a piss

by Fred January 1, 2005

turtle

(v.) To play a video game in a highly defensive and reactionary fashion.

(n.) A video game player who exhibits such a style of play.

(adj.) In video games, prone to or executed in such a style of play.

Jeff Schaefer's turtle Sagat destroyed my Chun Li, because he would uppercut me as I jumped over the tiger shots that he was throwing from the other side of the screen.

by Milo D. Cooper August 30, 2003