turdingham

A building built using dried, hardened turd

They have opened a new turdotherapy centre in turdingham palace

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021

Turkish carvery

Alternative term for a doner kebab.

First coined on a Thursday night out in Southampton during the summer of 2021.

Makes the post-sesh migration to grab food sound more classy when you're going to get some 'carvery'.

Rupert: Fancy a bit of Turkish carvery after this round?

Charlie: Totally down for that!

by Wherefore art thou Casio? July 16, 2021

Turkish Camel

When you give a person a wedgie and rip their underwear. You then take their elastic waistband and fold it over their shoe. They’re stuck in position and struggling to escape looking like a Turk riding on a camel.

Every Christmas I give my brother-in-law a Turkish Camel. Maybe some day I’ll buy him some underwear.

by jdizzell December 25, 2021

Turkish Star Wars

A movie so bad that it's good.

A friend: "Have you seen Turkish Star Wars?"

Me: "Yeah, it's the best worst movie ever made!"

by NepgearAfficionado April 15, 2022

Turkish Smooch

When you and your partner are simultaneously taking a glorious shit on toilets that face each other. Then lovingly make eye contact and embrace in a passionate kiss as you both pass a climactic bowel

Our new toilets have made Turkish Smooches so much more enjoyable.

by Thunderwookie May 15, 2022

Turkish finger trap

When you insert your penis into a Turkish woman’s vagina and can’t retrieve it without suction resistance.

This girl last night had a Turkish finger trap and my dick came out looking like it got a hickie.

by Gurthyshlong November 14, 2022

turkish girls

turkish girls are honesty so sexy huge ass and huge tits can dance bro they are so sexy you should get yourself a turkish girl hottest mfs out there they are leng as fuck so sexy bro nice eyes and sexy hair

yo she’s leng

yeah she’s a turkish girls that’s why

by stfubro December 20, 2022