When you're driving on the expressway and all of a sudden you come to a screetching halt because of traffic congestion that appears to come out of nowhere (no accident, no bottlenecking, no construction). So you then cruise at about 5 mph for a short while wondering what the hell the deal is. Then all of a sudden, the road clears up and you find yourself cruising back again at a normal speed.
I was drivin' on the Parkway goin' 75 mph then found myself slammin' on the brakes because of some friggin' unidentified traffic jam. A minute later the roadway cleared as if nothing happened.
by Bx Boy April 24, 2006
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whilst someone is sleeping leaving a tasty mixture of shit,piss and semen in their mouth so when they wake up they begin to choke and gargle causing the substance to be transformed into a milkshake.
by nebzors October 2, 2010
Get the morning toffee milkshake mug.A highway traffic phenomenon characterized by traffic slow to a stop for no appearent reason and then speeding back up again. It could be a one time occurance or happen a number of times over several miles.
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Get the old trafford mug.Ever need a clear and simple way to rate women amoungst friends? When rating women, the traffic light analysis system can be used.
To use this system one compares a woman to the three colors of a traffic light, depending on their desire to engage in sexual contact with the subject woman.
A red light: if one deems a woman to be a red light he is stating that he would fuck her but do what ever he could to conceal his actions from others finding out about it.
A yellow light: if one deems a woman as a yellow light he is stating that he would fuck her, not caring who found out, but he wouldnt tell people of his actions.
A green light: if one deems a woman as a green light, he is stating that he would fuck the subject and be proud of his actions, not hesitating to tell people what he has accomplished.
A no-go: a woman you wouln't fuck under any reasonable circumstance.
To use this system one compares a woman to the three colors of a traffic light, depending on their desire to engage in sexual contact with the subject woman.
A red light: if one deems a woman to be a red light he is stating that he would fuck her but do what ever he could to conceal his actions from others finding out about it.
A yellow light: if one deems a woman as a yellow light he is stating that he would fuck her, not caring who found out, but he wouldnt tell people of his actions.
A green light: if one deems a woman as a green light, he is stating that he would fuck the subject and be proud of his actions, not hesitating to tell people what he has accomplished.
A no-go: a woman you wouln't fuck under any reasonable circumstance.
The traffic light system
Andrew: yo check out that chick over their.
Mike: shes about a yellow
Andrew: interesting, id fuck her anyday, id say green.
Andrew: yo check out that chick over their.
Mike: shes about a yellow
Andrew: interesting, id fuck her anyday, id say green.
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