sock trick

To masturbate and or ejaculate three times in one day (24 hours)

Guy 1: dude I was so bored yesterday I pulled a sock trick
Guy 2: dude you really need a girlfriend.
Guy 1: I know.....

by sindian82 December 31, 2011

work your trick

verb: to masturbate, choke the chicken, rub one out, work your man, play with yourself

It comes from a DC/Baltimore area radio show called the Sports Junkies, now on WHFS 99.1 FM in the mornings. They used to be syndicated nationally for a while.

I was sitting at home last night watching some great porn and workin' my trick when my mom knocked on the door.

by Annie January 12, 2004

The Crumbly Biscuit Trick

When you crumble up a bunch of biscuits in someone's bed without them knowing. But it's their fault for not knowing, so you can't be blamed.

Oh Clare you fell for the The Crumbly Biscuit Trick

by Sweaty Asian September 29, 2017

born on the wrong side of the tracks

To start out life with every disadvantage

Coming from nothing

Fighting for survival

Broke

Because Dick was born on the wrong side of the tracks he hates the world and everyone in it

by behumbledude September 13, 2013

mushroom tracks

1. (n.) the mushroom shaped red marks, or bruises left most commonly on one's ass, inner thigh, or face after participating in sexual intercourse.

i smacked her across the face with my dick, and now she's got a big ol' mushroom track right on her forehead. just in time for the holidays.

by Adolf Hitler jr. April 4, 2003

railroad tracks

dental braces(probably a reference to the way dental braces look)

I would rather not have to wear such huge railroad tracks.

by Light Joker April 20, 2005

cheap trick

CHEAP TRICK: The best rock-n-roll band America has ever produced.

CHEAP TRICK: A low-down, dirty, underhanded play to derive humor from another person's humuliation.

CHEAP TRICK: A john who stiffs a hooker.

CHEAP TRICK: A john who leaves a small tip for a hooker.

CHEAP TRICK: Truly America's Best and Most Under Rated Rock-N-Roll Band!

by Cheap Trick Fan 4 Life August 12, 2003