A male or female who has not been getting any recently and so feels the need to patrol the streets giving more fortunate people fines for parking their car in places that they shouldn't. Traffic wardons also do many other tasks which are important to maintaining the number of pissed off car owners.
by Kate June 11, 2003
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When he saw the tow truck and police lights on the shoulder, Mike thought the traffic would finally speed up. Unfortunately, it was just a traffic oasis and it took him another hour to get home.
by Spidertrain June 20, 2010
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Is mask trafficking behind the difference between “Three China-made mask boxes for $10” and “One mask box at $8”?
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Annyong and Big Bulge got messy last night after a long night of clubbing and had themselves a traffic light party.
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