Trade

1. Slang British word for sex

2. The name given by homosexual men, for the guy you bring home for sex after you leave the club/bar

3. A notorious 1980's / 90's homosexual Saturday night, Sunday morning club in London

Hey, who's that bit of trade you've brought back?

by And. July 19, 2018

trade

Trade nudes

Wanna trade? Xxx

by B8y July 27, 2018

cocaine mouth trade

When you put a little coke on your mouth and kiss someone to share it.

Dude i did the cocaine mouth trade with Lauren she was geekin

by Fiends101 January 23, 2019

Trade edging

(In fantasy sports) to negotiate a potential trade with a fellow league member for hours on end just for the trade talks to go absolutely no where.

Trade edging - Bro, Phil and I got so close last night... almost sealed the deal until he passed out. Now he’s not answering my texts.

by Bmack21121 February 18, 2019

Garbage Trade

A fair trade in fantasy football where the receiver of the offer is afraid of change and needs an excuse to get out of it.

Alex would have gotten Dak Prescott AND Alshon Jeffrey, but he turned it down and called it a garbage trade because he didn't know exactly how well they'd do for the rest of the season.

by JackLovesHappyHour September 26, 2018

Toilet trading

Exchanging any type of sex for money in a men’s public bathroom.

I though George Michaels was the top toilet trading extraordinaire until I watched the Mick Jagger & David Bowie video “ dancing in the streets”. Definitely Toilet Traders.

by Rolin Derty October 1, 2018

FX Trading

FX stands for Faecal Exchange. To instigate an FX trade first you must loosen your stool with an oily emulsion. Next, part your bum cheeks and press your anus against the anus of your partner. The final step is to poo forcefully into the anus of your partner. On a molecular level, the streams of poop battle eachother in a Voldemort and Harry Potter style stand off.

The partner who has invested the most poo is triumphant and everyone goes home happy

0% comission and tight spreads. Access 180 FX pairs and 140 towards majors, minors, exotics and animals... I better start making an emulsion for FX Trading

by Chunker splashback August 22, 2022