Turkey Stern

the process of making a sandwich behind someone elses back while you give them a blow job or you can be the person getting the blowjob (hhhooooowwlllllaaaeee)

My girlfriend sucked my dick today while making me a sandwhich behind my back with bread, turkey, lettuce and mayonaise. Damn she can give a good ass turkey stern.

by Yannni December 14, 2008

Turkey Dinner

Reach your fist up into another's anus, quickly grasp whatever you can, pull the goodies out of that b-hole and quickly stuff it up into the girl's vagina. Rinse. Repeat. Turkey dinner.

I totally gave Amy a Turkey Dinner last night, stuffed and baked that sh*t before I sent her home...

by G money l.a. December 30, 2013

Turkey

An experience that is easy going, mellow, or light in stress. Making an action seem easy, or effortless.

"Dude, that test was so turkey. I'm gonna ace it for sure."
"Work's been turkey. I've been getting out at 5:00 everyday."
"Watch me turkey this twelve stair."

by brandondinosaur September 28, 2009

Cold Turkey

When somebody quits something without weaning themselves off of it.
Could be anything E.G: smoking, jacking off, television.
Originates from when a smack (or any opiate for that matter, medical or not) addict stops taking drugs completely. The effects are feeling "cold" (from the inside) no matter what temperature it is or how many blankets you are using.
The turkey part comes from the same origin and when your skin goes goosepimply...like a turkey.
I speak from personal experience.

Johnny went cold turkey last week. He's been wrapped up in bed ever since, but still feels freezing cold.

by Machtoon December 28, 2005

turkey

some1 wiv a big arse and thighs would be called a turkey

mrs McOmish who works in gracemount high skool is a turkey

by xx-just moi-xx December 14, 2008

turkey squirt

the process of accidentally squirting anal juices instead of the intended gas.

guy 1 "Ey bro listen to this!......O-Oh Shit."
guy 2 "What was that!?"
guy 1 "i just turkey squirted"

by analfrappuccino June 28, 2009

turkeyfuck

To use a lit cigarette to light an unlit cigarette. Common in the canadian prairies and parts of ontario

Person A: Do you have a light?
Person B: No, you'll have to turkeyfuck

by averisk September 20, 2009