google guy

Someone who is great in googling things.

Hey! You know what, feed me any word and I will find out what it means. I am a google guy!

by thinkingbuddha December 11, 2013

clout googles

Clout googles are white sunglasses that have circle lenses.

Man that guy has square clout googles and not circle he probably has not clout.

by Stretboi May 8, 2018

Google doctorate

knowledge gained through Internet searches; used for those who know a lot about a topic but have no firsthand experience

Robert: This game requires at least 2 GHz of RAM. How do I know if my computer has that?
Bill: I don't know, let me use my Google doctorate.

Joe: What's more efficient, a CFL or LED?
Bob: LEDs.
Joe: How do you know that?
Bob: Google doctorate!

by GOOGPHD January 5, 2012

Google Brain

To have a Google Brain (negative connotation):

When you no longer commit things to memory, and rely, instead, on Google for everything.

I can't remember how to do that. I have Google Brain.

Sorry, my memory is crap. I have Google Brain.

by KeepThinking January 7, 2016

u-google

the process of having someone doing the googling for you or forcing someone to google via monetary bribe or holding them hostage

Henry: hey dude you should check out this u-google
Mike: Really
Henry: yeah U-google this for me
Mike: uhhh ok

by All-American-Badass April 5, 2009

Face Googling

When a person can't look you in the eyes, they just keep searching your face.

I wonder whats on my face. That asshole at the bar was face googling me the entire time.

by albyl December 25, 2009

Google silence

When engaged in online text conversation, the silence while a participant googles a word or question in the conversation as they don't know themselves and are embarrassed.

Adam was forced into Google silence while he googled the meaning of the word antidisestablishmentarianism.

by adamscybot August 1, 2012