When you like someone called jacob maurice because you are very dumb and feel sorry for the dumbass with that name
I want to die
by Jacob lol. September 12, 2020
lmao go commit die
by robloxgod666 October 04, 2018
by Michaela January 13, 2005
by Some guy who will flame you December 03, 2004
that's what a soldier should do.
by Brennan.Mp4 June 06, 2020
A corollary of Murphy's Law that suggests that terrible people cannot succeed in destroying themselves however hard they try. Evidenced by the inevitable survival of the drunk driver who wipes out an entire family on their way home from Sunday morning services. It is the inverse of nice people getting cancer.
A family riding in a mini-van was struck head-on allegedly by an illegal alien, who was found to have a blood-alcohol content of more than two and a half times the legal limit, police documents show. The three occupants of the mini-van were pronounced dead on the scene by paramedics. Mr. Horhay Beaner only suffered minor bruises and abrasions and was treated at a near by hospital. Yet another example of how "TROLLS NEVER DIE."
by GewdahBear July 08, 2009