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Del: Alright, ladies and gentlemen. It takes two people to run a concert: one back stage, and one out front. One man alone cannot do this. Wayne, you will run the backstage team. Milton, you are my liaison between Wayne's backstage team and Garth's front-stage team which includes myself in the booth. To the left and right of the stage are machine-gun pillboxes, M-60 Browning. Now these babies tend to heat up so shoot in 3 second bursts. In the event of capture I will personally distribute these cyanide capsules to be placed under the tongue like so. Places a capsule in his mouth Any questions?

Garth: Yes, I have a question. When did you turn into a nut-bar?
by Shomaster February 24, 2006
mugGet the nut-barmug.

nut licker

His nose is up the boss's nut sack so much, what a nut licker.
by MrFreeman88 March 2, 2004
mugGet the nut lickermug.

honkey nut

A term used in Western Australia as an alternative to "gumnut". Describes the woody nut or seed pod of the gum tree, specifically the gumnuts of the marri tree "Eucalyptus callophylla". Useful for throwing at enemies or friends and family.
Let's throw honkey nuts at the smelly kid.
by gumbyhonkey November 3, 2008
mugGet the honkey nutmug.

Soup to Nuts

P1: Did you watch the state of the union address last night?

P2: Soup to Nuts
by BSQUARE March 3, 2004
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nut driver

When you are having anal sex and pounded so hard that his balls slip in too.
Jackie was walking funny all day. She said she had a nut driver last night!
by stevleen January 3, 2017
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Nut Gunk

The beautiful aroma that arises from the balls when a man hasn’t showered for 2-3 days, it often smells like a dumpster crossbred with a dandelion.
Guy 1 - Hey man, what’s that glorious fucking smell that just entered my nasal cavity?
Guy 2 - Woah bro that’s just my nut gunk
by NutGunkConnoisseur May 4, 2021
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Post-Nut

The shame of watching porn after you nut.
John: *watches porn*

*nuts*

*looks at the screen
What did I just watch? Ewww. Everytime I watch porn, I‘ve got this Post-Nut afterwards!
by minnaemilia October 16, 2019
mugGet the Post-Nutmug.

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