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Kyle

Kyle will be the sweetest person you've ever met, he'll always be there for you no matter what and always listen to you. He gives amazing advice on anything and everything. You guys will bond super quickly and trust each other more than anything. Kyle has been through ups and downs and understands you more than anyone else. If you ever come across a Kyle, talk to him, bond with him, you definitely won't regret it. He has the best jokes and will always make you laugh when you're sad, and he will certainly be the funniest person you've ever met. He would take a bullet for you.
by I love fishies November 17, 2022
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Kyle

A male that can’t cum due to his Hentai addiction that has gone too far.
Connie: “Is Kyle coming to thanksgiving?”
Rhod:” No, Kyle can’t cum.”
by Tiny_sassquatch November 22, 2022
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Kyle

Kyle is a guy that is very funny, but is either gay or gay in denial and very punchable... but with love.
"Kyle are you gay?"
"...NO!"
(He's lying)
by urbandick113 October 11, 2022
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Kyle

Drinks monster like water. A pure sigma male who has no fear. Drives a ridiculously large truck that is also very loud. Gets all the girls and is a certified chick magnet. Loves monster trucks, motorsports like Nascar, offroad derby's, and X games. Favorite hobby is punching drywall.
"My main bro Kyle man, how's it hanging?"

*headbutts forehead into drywall while chugging a monster*

"HEY BROSKI, WHAT'S HAPPENING? WANNA DO SOMETHING EXTREME? "
by Mrcrazydude January 8, 2022
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A guy who is pretty much an asshole and is probably short. He’s funny sometimes and is a total simp when he finds the right girl. Kyle is definitely way cool when he’s not around his annoying friends. Yes, this is targeted towards YOU Kyle.
Girl 1- Haha! Look how short Kyle is.

Girl 2- Omg don’t be mean he’s so sweet.
by itsme0 December 22, 2021
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To Kyle

To punch, kick, or otherwise perforate drywall or similar surface for amusement, especially when fueled by Monster Energy, NOS, malt liquor or other unsavory beverage.
Brundon and I were several PBRs deep when we decided to go Extreme Makeover: Home Edition and started to Kyle every wall in my stepdad Jerry's home.
by Godel Beckham Jr. November 4, 2021
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kylee

worst person to ever be around. do yourself a favor and get the hell out! usually blonde. and fucking stupid. kys.
person 1: dude kylee is fucking annoying

person 2: word. i hate that bitch.
by lilholla<3 March 22, 2022
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