twonk

Also known as a 'fanny-wank'. Originating around the words twat, woman, and wank. An effective insult if necessary.

'Oi wheres Kelly gone?'
'Shes just avin a quick twonk inth bathroom, she'll be out in five'

by Mac Playboy June 26, 2006

Honkey tonk

Spanish spoken with a thick Southern accent.

"The landscaper couldn't understand Cletus' honkey tonk."

by Juan2001 January 4, 2008

tonkpils

General abusive language

Don't give me those tonkpils

by harry February 3, 2005

Honky Tonk

It means/I am the Devil/Hence all country slang means that as does Hip hop

Honky tonk yo homie g

I am the devil give me your soul I come from the seventh layer of he11

by Siiko May 17, 2007

tonka

tonka is an awesome girl who is amazing and beautiful and kind and the best just kidding she is a piece of shit

look at that tonka, she is such a piece of shit

by urbandictionary254 September 23, 2020

dozy twonker

Just add dozy to twonker and you've got another sentence!

"you're such a dozy twonker"

by Alex H January 29, 2005

Tronk

A huge magical creature of biblical proportions in the same phylum as the Woblin (Canadian goblin). A species of troll found in Arabia. After the spreading of Islam they migrated to Canada and Northern United States with their dragon wings. This journey was known as the Great Raining of the Acid Shit. Some still remain in Arabia today and they are the original authors of the koran.

Oh my god! I think I just hit a tronk.

by Kogan Boyer November 1, 2007