Pair of Titties

phrase used when something makes one overly excited. antonym of "sack of nuts"...

PAIR OF TITTIES!!! This is the best day of my life!!!

by Weirdo Artimando January 24, 2011

wong tong titties

When you eat noodles off a girls tits and Slurp the juice off of them

Jessica and I were fucking last night and I got the left over Chinese from the fridge and poured the noodles all over her titties and made some Wong tong titties

by 13-50=47 June 16, 2016

National Suck Titties Day

this holiday is celebrated every year on january 19th.

Tim: aye you know what day it is tomorrow?
Jeff: no, tell me.
Tim: its national suck titties day! go suck you some titties man!

by californiabanga April 16, 2020

titties

Something I like to stare at on a girl.

Meghan has some nice titties :)

by ME November 2, 2003

Mary Poppins Titties

Titties that are perfect in everyway.

Damn, that girl I went home with last night had Mary Poppins titties!

by Whiptastic Handling December 30, 2008

cone titties

Boobs that decrease in size approaching the nipple. They are very common on fat bbw chicks.

Oh my god that fatso has cone titties, but I'd still bang her.

by Dan January 17, 2005

Orangutan titties

a bitch with some really saggy tits

Man, Jennifer had some orangutan titties!!!

by Toby September 22, 2004