todays mathematics

It is a breakdown of the numerical values found in the date numbers. Because each number has a specific meaning, each date has its own mathematics.

Yo bro. What are todays mathematics looking like?

by ButtaBiscuit June 4, 2022

Today

Is going to be rough.

Hym "Today is not going to be a good day. This could be so much easier but the world needs braying donkeys to slave away in the salt mines. So... Off I go!"

by Hym Iam June 9, 2022

You're Looking Progressive Today

A casual greeting for a straight person to say to a homosexual person. Note that this is not to be used in a homophobic/mocking manner.

I saw my gay friend Adam today and said to him "You're Looking Progressive Today".

by The Nicholas and the Cage June 17, 2016

The Flying Car of the Future, Today

One of Phineas and Ferb's inventions. Legend has it that it's still pulling to the right to this very day.

Phineas: "The Flying Car of the Future, Today, is still pulling a bit to the right."

by sks316#2523 November 5, 2019

tiddy-condum

a piece of plastic that you put over ur boob, so that if anyone touches it, they get electricuted

that tiddy-condum zapped that pimp away

by Laqueena October 30, 2007

Suck Todays Dick

To take a massive rip out the bong (LUX Scientific or whatever you have) for the first time each day. Every day

yo, what time is it?

TIME TO SUCK TODAYS DICK!!!!!

by All Day Every Day March 13, 2009

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

a monetary lone with a set payment date.

"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"

Becomes:

"If you buy me a hamburger today I'll pay you back on Tuesday"

by Ashley Cobb May 18, 2004