I can't believe that mother fucker was just using me this whole time! Everything was just bullshit and bobbles to his ass!
by dumb1tch2015 June 9, 2015
Get the Bullshit and Bobbles mug.It’s not regular bullshit like when your food is delivered an hour late or your package you ordered shows up a week later. Perfect bullshit goes something like when you are putting on your socks standing up, lose your balance and end up hobbling close to the unflushed toilet accidentally placing your foot in shit water after getting on your second sock on while having your car key fall out of your pocket and directly into the floor vent out of reach and out of sight.
“I failed my final college exam today due to extreme ADD because a junkie stole my adderall last week and the doctor refused to refill my prescription until the refill date, this week was perfect bullshit!”
by Nemo Of The Void September 16, 2020
Get the Perfect bullshit mug.(1) Religious mumbo-jumbo that's only motivation is to make money and have weekly comforts
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by EmJayee December 16, 2018
Get the PulPit BullShit mug.A Bullshit Bump occurs when someone throws a wrench, negatively impacts or otherwise throws a bump into your plans.
Ugh. Bill is saying he moved the location of the gathering all the way to the other end of town an hour before the meeting time. He’s always throwing Bullshit Bumps.
by YourBoyBlue October 26, 2020
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Whenever I try to scroll down to the comment section, I keep accidentally clicking on the Bullshit Banner.
by Government Glasses November 9, 2020
Get the Bullshit Banner mug.(Noun) Def: The years in your life when who slept with whom was both news and important, a topic of discussion and a reason to be angry.
Often used as a pejorative, specifically toward post-high school gossips as they age into their late twenties.
See also: slut shaming.
Often used as a pejorative, specifically toward post-high school gossips as they age into their late twenties.
See also: slut shaming.
Example: my 18 year-old friend just called me crying after someone at a party just shamed her for sleeping with some guy, and I tried to be supportive while thinking, "This is some serious teenage bullshit".
by Loki Wordsmith December 18, 2020
Get the Teenage Bullshit mug."So, I put on my super powerful god armor and killed him with a butter knife! It happened, I swear!"
"Now that's some serious Niko Bullshit."
"Now that's some serious Niko Bullshit."
by IronDawn November 24, 2019
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