He-Man Bitchslap

Power bitchslap to the face. Must have a big windup and delivered with such force the intended targets head is snapped sideways. Usually handed out by a very pissed off person or big muscley beefcake. Sound of the slap can be heard down the street. Hard enough to pop eyeballs from the sockets and loosen teeth.

That was no ordinary bitchslap. That was a He-Man bitchslap.

by Taylz March 17, 2014

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Get the He-Man Bitchslapmug.

he pull up

When a capybara does some devious shit and pulls up

"Did you hear about that capybara who pulled up?"
"Ong bro that shit was fire he pull up"

by kem0 June 13, 2022

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He ain't good

A slang word meaning: That's not good; not cool; that sucks; sorry for you; bad well-being ; Nah; no thanks ; disagree

Bob: " yo Nate I just got fired from my new job "
Nate: " damn he ain't good "

Bob:"yo Nate want to go to that party tonight?"
Nate: "he ain't good"

by Suavely January 3, 2015

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He's got a magazine

When a man walks in to the room, grabs a magazine, and walks away with it; he is going to take a shit. Leave him alone! This is special time, in which a man gets to fully relax, and ponder the meaning of life. This is the only time he doesn't have to listen to his GF/wife/coworker bitch about something. Without this special time, man would go insane and might hurt or kill another.

Since he grabbed the magazine, you also need to protect yourself from the smell, you know what is coming, you have been warned. Don't sit their and act stupid, and then bitch about the aroma after the fact.

Andy, Todd, and Matt are sitting around watching Sunday Football. Andy gets, up grabs a magazine, and the stage has been set.

Todd "ANDY, DID YOU SEE THAT PASS?!"
Matt "who, hang on, He's got a magazine"
Andy, says nothing, he doesn't have to, He's got a magazine

by Commander Poopy Pants June 11, 2011

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