Tripodic Pony

Noun.

A pony with only 3 legs, with one of those leggings sprouting straight out the middle of his chest.

Adj.

A male with a large penis.

Big enough to be a “third leg”.

Yoooooo that pony only had 3 legs. That shits a Tripodic Pony.

by Mcgoober March 14, 2018

grease pony

A slur typically used against natural red haired individuals with long hair, typically male.

Person 1: I love Megadeth but it’s no wonder Metallica kicked Dave Mustaine out!

Person 2: Exactly! You can never trust a Grease Pony

by Nicktendo69Lmao October 11, 2022

pony dunked

When you are gang raped by a pack of horny urban preeteen boys

Tell you didnt get pony dunked on you way home from work dad

by Swissenchalada December 01, 2016

Poo Pony

Reference to a very promiscuous homosexual male submissive/bottom.

Person A: “See anyone here you like the look of?”
Person B: “Yeah that Turkish boy, but I know him, he’s a total Poo Pony!”

by Budget Ninja April 21, 2021

juggling the ponies

Giving someone useless tasks to do just for the enjoyment of those watching.

Check out Bob the intern, old man Jones really has him juggling the ponies today.

by jackal38 April 17, 2011

Pony up

In evey relationship one of the partners have been pony up because of their looks.

I have been pony up.

by Kuehlstein February 28, 2018

pony dildo

A dildo with a mane on it, that looks similar to a horse's.
dildo my little pony mane

Ex. The fur on the My Little Pony pony dildo felt weird in my ass, but I secretly liked it.

by Carrots December 29, 2015