Crap Nap

When your crap is so strenuous and epic it's a must to nap afterwards. Giving the user the sense of rejuvenation once awake.
You - You look refreshed!
Me - Thank you Katie, I just took a Crap Nap!
You - What's a Crap Nap?
Me - Well Katie, I had to use so much force to dispose of my turd I was wiped out afterwards. Which as result of the force involved, I needed to take a good old fashion Crap Nap to bounce back.
by Horrorspecialty September 28, 2013
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Charlie nap

When you have nothing to look forward to during the day, take a Charlie nap to pass the time away.
2:00PM - I have nothing to do until my girlfriend gets off work...I'll take a Charlie nap!

5:00PM - Very refreshing!
by Pebbles485 January 24, 2010
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wax nap

1. An afternoon tryst involving, but not limited to, sublime love-making, carressing, intimate discussion, and sleep.

2. for etymology, see wax(yay definition)
QGF and QBF met for a wax nap before the show.
by quantum girlfriend May 19, 2005
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Johnny Nap

A substance indused slumber taken by REALLY cool people
Hey man, after these various substances and delicious cigarettes I'm gonna take a Johnny Nap
by WillCComedy June 06, 2022
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meerkat nap

Fighting to stay awake during work or school and then nodding off, almost falling out of your chair or smacking your head on a desk and then waking up suddenly only to nod off again. The cycle usually repeats multiple times and is very funny to watch.
guy1: Did you take chem notes today?

guy2: Nope, I was too busy laughing at Tom.

guy1: What happened?

guy2: He was taking a meerkat nap and fell out of his chair.

guy1: That's what he gets for staying up playing Call of Duty.

guy2: And then he jumped up, sat down and fell back asleep.
by chris272 March 23, 2013
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freelancer's nap

a wank.
freelancers people with lots of time on their hand - and in charge of their own time management have a tendency to slip to a dark chamber and come back all flushed. They probably were not having a siesta/nap.
With a couple of minutes spare and the girl still on his mind, Harry decided to have a freelancer's nap at his desk.

also can be used as adj. ie he is a bit of a freelancer.
by carlitodesign May 19, 2011
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bbq nap

It's acute name for charcoal-burning suicide, which means burning charcoal in a closed room or area. Death occurs by carbon monoxide poisoning.
All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy. Might as well go take a bbq nap.
by Watahell December 30, 2021
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