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axe rape

When someone sprays you with so much Axe body spray you feel violated from the very smell.
Party A: Surprise! Your about to get Axe raped!

Party B: Ugh now I feel violated.
by spex554 July 21, 2009
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Cage Rape

When a family member/friend convinces you to watch a movie, but fails to mention that Nicolas Cage is in said movie.
I just got Cage raped! How dare you not tell me, Nicolas Cage was in Adaptation.
by JaiCher September 2, 2013
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Raped Ape

Runs like an ape that was just raped. e.g. a fast car
That Camaro has 500 shot, so it won't last long, but it runs like a raped ape today!
by Jilly The Kid April 30, 2021
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Rape Wizard

An older hippy type who plies young people with drugs for nefarious purposes. Usually claims some interest in spiritualism or other hippy bullshit as part of his schtick.
Q. Did you stay long at the rave Suzy?
A. Hell no. It was crawling with Rape Wizards.
by Penny Pingletons Mother October 6, 2018
mugGet the Rape Wizardmug.

Trailer Raped

A trailer rape occurs when one watches a really awesome trailer for a movie and thinks "Oh I've got to see this sh*t". Only to watch the movie and realize that the movie completely sucks. The best parts were condensed into a 3 minute trailer.
Rick: Hey dude, we saw the trailer for skyline and decided to see it, but that movie sucked major balls.....

Brock: Yeah man, you got fucking trailer raped!!
by An Older, Dirtier Bastard. April 24, 2011
mugGet the Trailer Rapedmug.

stachetory rape

an aggressive mustache ride given to an unwilling partner
Sharon accused Tom of stachetory rape after he pulled her on to his face.
by rusty bedsprings August 18, 2012
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State-Rape

State-Rape occurs when a society has a government state in or headed towards tyranny and abuses its power by making ridiculous laws, having a conversion to a police-state, unfair tax rates (higher rates for the poor, small rates for the super rich), government officials and laws influenced by special interests (usually by lobbying from big corporations and big banks), etc. and has the general public effected or targeted by the states tyranny.
1. "Joe got state-raped; He received ten years in prison for possessing a cannabis cigaret."
2. "I got state-raped by paying a higher tax rate than most, if not, all super rich people."
3. "Steve got state raped by being indefinitely detained without due process or trial for being a 'suspected terrorist' because he was peacefully protesting."
by SpetsnazMaj June 2, 2013
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