chowder pole

The meaning of this word is rather obvious. A man's penis

The man briskly dropped his pants and slapped her with his chowder pole
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by PreSeed FilledWithGreed January 11, 2016

dick-pole

(noun)-
(1) a word used to describe the male penis
(2) a word to describe one who looks like a penis.

Def 1 - Gee, Sarah looks kind of bummed tonight...Why don't you go see if she would like to ride the old DICK-POLE?
Def 2 - That guy looks like a Pecker with ears! What a DICK-POLE

by piptardsman July 2, 2011

ghost pole

The act of thinking you have a boner that's not actually there aka phantom dick

Woke up this morning to nail my girl and had a serious ghost pole

by Half shaft November 11, 2015

Space Poles

Belief system

Don't you even know your best friends belief system?... space poles Sam

by SsabMurD August 26, 2023

pole-lurker

A sad fat man (mid 30s to 40s) with no chance of getting any who still goes to the club to lurk around the poles and stare at the pretty young things practising their amateur pole moves on a Saturday night.

drunk girl: why'd you pull me away from him? he was hot!!
sober friend: uhhh...no hun, he was a pole-lurker

by wooooparty June 16, 2010

Booty Pole

(often with negative or pejorative connotations) a gay man’s sexual appendage. I.e. Rusty Nail, i.e. Shit Dick

Did you hear that Zach and Jake had sex last night? You already know that booty pole is brown.

by Darebear305 August 20, 2023

Breaking Poles

When you "break poles" it basically means you had any form of sex. Breaking poles, broke poles, breaks poles, etc.

"That kid is breaking poles tonight."
"I heard you friend broke poles with him."
"Always breaking poles, what immature people!"

by SoiledBeans November 13, 2016