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You can not run or hide, there is no more help.
There is no Help on the way.
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Helping the Brother-in-Law

The ultimate excuse used to bail on social commitments, especially when the truth is as plain as the night sky. It's the go-to cover story for ditching your friends, particularly for occasions that require your presence, like a best friend's birthday bash.

A modern-day Cinderella story with a twist: instead of turning into a pumpkin, one mysteriously vanishes to "assist the brother-in-law" and magically ends up in the Land of Nod. Known for its effectiveness in evoking both disbelief and laughter among friends, who are well aware of the impending slumber party for one.
"Dude, did you hear? Gia pulled a 'Helping the Brother-in-Law' on us last night and missed the entire party. We found him snoring on Discord, playing Apex Legends."
by gialosbordeli March 5, 2024
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help

the word that people occasionally scream in the hallway at times. it might be funny depending on the context.
Ryan: HELP!
by condom balls 33 May 17, 2023
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And I still don't give a single absolute fuck about historical slavery or child murder.
Hym "Paying the people around me with money you made from my enslavement to help you keep me enslaved now going to be the impetus for child murder. They should have told you to go fuck yourself so I'm going to go ahead and do it for them. Go fuck yourself!"
by Hym Iam July 5, 2025
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if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked
if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked
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Helped Elon A Lot

Helped him get away with stealing AI in the same way they helped Kendra McKeefry get away with molesting a retard and the same way you are helping the YouTuber panhandlers get away with the abject violation of my rights.
Hym "You helped Elon a lot. But it's wasted on him because he is a fucking cripple. Crippy-Crapable. You assholes need to stop fucking crying all the Goddamn time AND DO WHAT I WANT. And do it now. How you can sit the and cry like a fucking bitch for YEARS. You need to choose and you need to choose now. Get on a plane. The outcome of my life will be 'retires immediately' or 'murders as many kids as he could and kills himself' or 'tried to arrest him and a sycophant murdered as many kids as they could' and YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO LIE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED BUT THE PARENTS WON'T."
by Hym Iam June 6, 2025
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