Wayne Gooned

To be unable to stand, walk, or speak, making one forget last nights party from the influence of alcohol.

She was so wayne gooned she cannot remeber making out with the other female

by Wayne Gooned August 25, 2010

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goon parade

When a large quantity of goon sluts chase you after you take their goon sacks.

Damn nigga run! Here come da goon parade! Hide dat mo fuckin goon nigga.

by shaddshadd May 22, 2011

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Goon-wagon

The ultimate version of a goon

A goon-wagon is someone who takes goon name to a whole new level.

"Hey that dude is a goon"

"Naw man, he is a goon-wagon"

by goonwagon October 2, 2014

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Gummy Goon

A toothless freak. A person who for what ever reason has no teeth and gums his words when talking to you. A person who's mouth sinks in because he should be wearing dentures but is not.

He gummed his words as he yelled, spitting and drooling all over me. He was a real gummy goon.

by tammy yammy from miami August 12, 2016

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You strap a series of goon sacks together (the silver bag that holds the wine in boxed wine) so that it looks like an udder. It provides you with ease of consumption. Warning it will likely involve you lying in a gutter, covered in your own vomit and crying about your ex.

After my break up with Cori I really need to just make a goon udder and slowly give myself liver cancer, because a nice life is no longer an option for me.

by Socks22 July 16, 2017

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