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Krusty-Jamaican

When you bust a load into someone's dreadlocks thus making them super duper crusty and hard to clean.
Bro I just gave you a Krusty-Jamaican you'll never get that out!
by Banana Hammie May 26, 2020
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Jamaican Press Conference

The act of having a woman insert a smoking pipe, or any such instrument capable of smoking marijuana, into her vagina, and allowing a group no smaller than five people to reciprocate the contents from her vagina prior to her extracting the contents from the smoking device
Sally invited me and the folks over to partake of her weekly bud, only to find out that it was going to be a jamaican press conference; a sexual orgy followed us doing so.
by Dill_Swanson March 25, 2010
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jamaican thirst

a phrase i made up to descibe the yearning to get drunk.
My goodness! Its been weeks since I've last gotten obliterated and I've developped the biggest Jamaican thirst!
by xocyndirellaox June 21, 2008
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Jamaican hot sauce

Jamaican hot sauce is when you have diarrhea, and mix it into someone’s weed stash
Alex was being a dick so I hit his stash with the ole Jamaican hot sauce
by Jimothy Crimjims January 15, 2024
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Jamaican Pizzle

The act of stuffing your entire head inside your

own urethra.
"Did you hear Jimmy gave himself a Jamaican Pizzle?"
by Michael Mcnuggetfuqer August 21, 2019
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Jamaican Sex

When you and your girl put hot chili juice on your dick and in her pussy and then go in raw while it stings like hell and you both are in so much pain.
David: "How was your night with sophie?" Kyle: Dude it was great, we had Jamaican Sex together and it hurt like hell but it was the greatest night of my life"
by SgtJuggles November 22, 2022
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Jamaican party popper

A large penis belonging to a man of jaimacan decent, which upon pulling on it causes it to leak semen instantly
Rasta Billy has a large JAMAICAN PARTY POPPER
by Nibbasinsidemybutthole August 31, 2019
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