triangular dolphin

The act of seeing someone on tinder by the name Matt and swiping right.

Wow I just saw Matt on tinder, I should definitely Triangular Dolphin him!

by Pompom69 December 11, 2021

dolphin waxing

The classical act of stroking one's shlong. Out of boredom, pleasure, or gain of muscle in the dominant jacking arm. The use of fine oils such as olive, virgin, corn, and motor oil is preferably to give that 'waxed' look on your dolphin.

Robert, stop trying to fuck around with Maegan, just take the easy way out and WAX YOUR DOLPHIN.
#dolphin waxing

by BenDover4206969 January 25, 2017

Greasy Dolphin

After fisting, the act of wiping the excess lube off on your partner's body.

She made me come, but then she gave me the greasy dolphin.

by narkymcnarkerson September 1, 2010

Diving dolphin

A cheap malfunctioning sex toy.

The sex toy looked like a diving dolphin and sparks were coming out of it when it was turned on.

by anonymous January 21, 2022

Dolphin disease

A disease where you grow fins out of rage and anger.

She was so flabbergasted she got dolphin disease and grew fins and started swimming with the dolphins. Then got eaten by a shark.

by Theflabbergaster February 1, 2013

dolphin gravy

the vaginal discharge that seeps out of fat women's vaginas and fat folds

I took that fat chick from the bar home and she let me eat her "Dolphin Gravy"

by JaCrispy420 October 1, 2020

dolphin cannonball

One of the only cannonballs that sometimes results in a hate crime and usually jail time. A very technical cannonball that requires much skill and timing, it's a dangerous maneuver that requires the cannonballer to spot a person swimming harmlessly in the water, then shouting "dolphin cannonball" then doing a cannonball directly onto the swimmer sinking them to the bottom of the pool, like a dolphin who just blow holed your face. For the best results execute on small children and infants..

Rhi-"did you hear about that sick sick man who did a dolphin cannonball on a toddler"

dave-"yea It was cruel but OMG was it ever awesome...I think he got arrested"

by Isuckdix4money August 13, 2010