joey moment

a moment in time where a person freezes and has no clue what is going on.

I had a joey moment after my friend made a joke about me which i did not understand.

by georgealex October 23, 2007

ACK Moment

A video game server experiencing heavy lag, frequently leading to a crash.

Bruh this server is shitting itself. That's a real ACK Moment right there.

by DrExplosives May 2, 2021

umbrella moment

When an insanely famous celebrity reaches their breaking point and does/says something totally absurd while in the spotlight.
This expression stems from the infamous period in 2007 when Britney Spears shaved her head and bashed a paparazzi's car with an umbrella.

Justin Bieber yelled at his fans in concert in Prague for cheering too much. He's having his umbrella moment.

by jjjjjjjjdb November 21, 2016

John moment

When you attempt something that takes very little brain power but still manage fuck up.

Matt hit his head really hard and has lots of john moments now.

by Chuggington December 28, 2016

slow moment

a DUH....moment..its where u forgot what u did or what u were going to do

bob:hey cindy..did u knw wrestling comes on tonight??
cindy:oh okay ill watch it

(15 minutes later)

bob:are u watching wrestling
cindy:OHHHH SHOOT...
bob and cindy:SLOW MOMENT

by asdfwaertawfgsaef June 28, 2010

Stromboli moment

A sudden and overwhelming premonition that something bad is going to happen to someone else, for example that they are going to topple over the edge of an active volcano.

OMG - that kid ran into the street without looking. I'm having a Stromboli moment.

by realCRETT September 13, 2018

Webster Moment

A moment of idiocy, generally caused by ignorance, confusion, ill-information or ditziness, causing the victim to make unintentionally comical statements and/or queries causing those within earshot to laugh and/or show concern for the ability of the victim to survive in the modern world.

Webster Moment: "How can the Welsh play for the British & Irish Lions?"

Webster Moment: "Do they have BT in Scotland?"

by H. MacDougall June 28, 2010