texting remorse

After sending a text..regret follows immediately after..

sally texts danny something really stupid...really really stupid...and now has texting remorse..

by melo* November 17, 2011

texting around

like sleeping around through texting. often when a person has a boyfriend/girlfriend and they flirt with other people through texting. Also called textituting

kelsea was in a relationship and was sexually texting around with other boys

by kjcqe April 6, 2012

textassult

An insult via text.

I read my text after I broke up with my girlfriend, only to find the beginning of a textassult that would last for a week.

by wordcarpenter December 12, 2012

textied

When one becomes so engulfed in a text message conversation, that they become detatched from all human interaction and are momentarily oblivious to their surroundings.

Sancho: "Hey cochise, did you just catch a word I just said to you hombre? The chihuahua just humped and ejaculated on your leg mang."

Cochise: "Hey sorry essayy, this seniorita had me textied. Can you get me a hand towel my friend."

by m3eddie December 7, 2013

Texting Ex

1. Someone that you used to text.

2. Ex-Girlfriend in an online relationship.

You texting Meghan anymore?

Nah, she's my texting ex now.

You still using that online dating website?

Nah, my online girlfriend became my texting ex.

by Meeks123 March 8, 2014

Texting Vibrator

When in the middle of a group text, and messages are constantly coming in. This leads to your phone constantly vibrating. The phone is then shoved up the user's anus, or simply used to better experience masturbation.

Bob: Woah dude, you wont believe this!
You: Believe what?
Bob: I shoved my Texting Vibrator up my asshole. It felt great!
You: OH MY GOD! THAT IS AWESOME!

by FATASSFUCK December 16, 2014

Textionary

The Modern usage of one's smartphone's autocorrect feature to check to see how to properly spell a word incorrectly. This generally leads to Textude. (Texting Attitude)

Text Message #1:, How do you spell Belive as in the Beatles Album?
Text #2 : Be Live?
Text #1: Yes Beleeve. My textionary isn't right.
Text #2: B E L I E V E.

Text #1 Thanks.

by Matersgurl May 13, 2014