Textical

When you don't have the balls to send a text to someone for something so things gets on the technical side.

Testicle + Text + Technical = Textical.

I'm done being textical I'm gonna ask her for that homework assignment.

I'll ask Gwen out to a movie someday but I am having textical issues at the moment.

by FredoFettuccine August 8, 2017

Texticle-ing

The act of smashing one's ballsack/ testicles onto the phone screen and promptly sending the messege created by one's ball thrashing.

Yo man, did you see the texticle sam sent anna? She's really digging it.

Texticle-ing is used by humans to

attract mating partners as an alternative for dic-picing

by E11eveN11 September 11, 2017

testie teeth

The spikes that can sometimes form on balls and bite the pussy

His testie teeth really bit me hard last night

by Blameitonthewhiskey September 17, 2018

textette syndrome

Someone who has tourettes when they text.

"He has textette syndrome

..he mite text FUCK YOU out of nowhere ...its nothing don't take it personally."

by Vigna November 9, 2019

Testies

when kicked in the testicles, you can shorten it where, "She kicked me in the testies and it hurt!"

Last night she had squeezed my testies.

by plz eat me January 31, 2020

Textelationship

When you have an amazing texting relationship with someone, but when you see them the next day, they don’t talk to you.

I thought he liked me because of our textelationship.

by _____lol. March 6, 2020

texies

Sending or receiving more than one Text

Did you read all them texies i sent last night

by Word playa August 22, 2020