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tag team texting

when you have your friends help you with the science of texting when you dont know exactly what to say to a girl. This does not apply to douches, or smooth guys.
-FUCK MAN! I don't really know what to say to this girl.. I don't want to say something that could ruin it. Tag team texting?
-Tag me in!
by STEFAANN November 1, 2010
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bottom texting

When your a bottom in sex and they ain't doing good so you pull out your phone.
Person one"Why didn't you come with the boys yesterday?"
Person two"I should have, but I letting my girl ride me"
Person one"Thats better than hanging with us"
Person two"No, I was bottom texting"
by mhcool10 March 21, 2017
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texting off

to drunk text your mistress in your girlfriend's bathroom to tell her you'll meet her at 2 am
X: This guy just texted me. He wants to meet me later for sloppy seconds after he brings his girlfriend home.

B: What is he in the bathroom texting off?
by battichica January 19, 2007
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Dry Texter

a dry texture is a person who has no flavor in there texts. they never get jokes and they use the ugly laughing with tears emoji. its so disgusting. and they ae so boring.
NonDryTexter: GFGUJGYRU THIS IS HILARIOUSSSS
DryTexter: Lol
NonDryTexter: you are so dry lmao-
DryTexter: What does lmao mean? And im not dry
NonDryTexter: I-
DryTexter: Finish your sentence
NonDryTexter: LKJHGFDSDFGHJ PLEASE-
DryTexter: Please what? And what do all those random letters mean?
NonDryTexter: *blocks cutely*
Dry Texter
by LizardPro X March 25, 2021
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Jew Texting

A jewish person texting.
Or someone that all they do is texting.
by That polish kid1 December 16, 2008
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Texterbating

texting Girl: Oh OH!!!
texting GUY: AGH IM CUMMING

(GUY starts texterbating in real life)
by ild94 April 5, 2009
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Texterrhea

Excessive texting. Texterrhea is to texting what the galloping Hershey’s is to crapping.
Nancy: Every since that POS Jim broke up with his GF Sally, she’s had a nasty case of texterrhea.
Sam: AYTMTB?
Nancy: FU
Sam: A3
by Ur Daddie March 12, 2009
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