texplain

To attempt to convey any concept of significant via some texting aparatus. This attempt is inevitably confounded by the limits of undersized digital buttons, autocorrection of words, numerous spelling errors, and the distance between the explainer and explanee.

Let's meet and talk about this; I simply can't texplain it!

by ElSol2018 October 15, 2018

Texplanation

Following a textmergency, an excuse that a person formulates in order to explain their unfortunate message. This often comes off as lame, but can be convincing if carefully concocted.

She did it!
Now she can delete the text.
She won’t need to come up with a texplanation.

by Supremebadger December 10, 2018

templosion

A situation where one's temper explodes, or suffers an explosion and therefore a "templosion"...

After having hip surgery, Roy walked into a footstool and almost fell over. However, the stress of this minor event caused him to have a templosion for which he later apologized to his wife.

by k9backdoc May 13, 2019

Tempa

a hispanic who eats chorizo for breakfast and eats rice and beans with a torta or a tortilla for lunch and dinner.

Eating all this Mexican food makes me feel like a Tempa

by Tempah June 13, 2019

Temple of eye

Temple of eye is a tower that is in EGYPT and is on the dollar bill. used for the logo of "illumanati" but its for "god looking over you"

The Temple of eye is on the dollar bill

by Dawnshea October 12, 2019

Tempolatic

The act of being naturally smoove

Tiffany: ooh girl look him he cute

Kiesha: yes bitch he is TEMPOLATIC!

by 80HDtv December 5, 2019

TEXPLAIN.

TEXPLAIN. When texting is not practical because the message will take too many words to explain or it’s confusing, you simply ask the other person to, “Call me. it’s too hard to texplain.”

TEXPLAIN. When texting is not practical because the message will take too many words to explain or it’s confusing, you simply ask the other person to, “Call me. it’s too hard to texplain.”

by Jboonewalker December 29, 2019