teenage handratchet

Your hand during masturbating

I'm gonna go fire up the teenage handratchet

by Decay Soulcrusher October 10, 2020

Teenager

a person who varies from the worst bastard to the polite angel that everyone watches.
The usual age that people abandon their children and lead a happier life. Also, the age where you live in the orphanage until you are 18. Just stay 12.

1: Are you a teenager?\
2: no im not a terrorizing bully that likes to bully kids and smokes and does stuff like search up teenagers in the urban dictionary.

1: oh im 13
2: ok asshole

by Fudgeman124 September 11, 2023

Teenage angst

Thomas Adam

He has such teenage angst

by thisismypseudonymmuhaha August 11, 2024

teenager

v. when a teen is being “moody” because they are suffering (overstimulated, depressed, etc) and adults blame puberty because that’s easier than addressing the core issue

Parents are quick to teenager their children.

by Howlongcanthesepseudonymsbe? January 4, 2025

a drunk teenager

already a piece of shit but add alcohol and you have the drunk teenager, it is a fascinating yet hostile creature.

a drunk teenager who had seemed to alcohol up an hour before fell down the stairs to a tragic death.

by fuckin' every goddamn name is January 26, 2018

Teenager

A person between the ages 12 to 20 years old. It's a biological process in which many physical and mental changes occur. According to the law, you're an adult when you turn your 18 years of your life, but biologically you can still be a teenager. New scientific research though, show that adolescent can last up to 24, and as it seems, you're still a teen even when you turn 20.

"How old is your son?"

"He's 13. He's already a teenager"

"Time flies! He grew up!"

by A dork otaku November 9, 2020

Teenage google maps reviewer

A stupid 15 year old who uses google maps as a joke and writes fake and stupid reviews on google maps because he thinks he is being funny yet still gets many upvotes for his reviews because everyone else on the site finds his dumb sense of humor funny. Is usually a high level local guide with hundreds of reviews.

Bro this one guy on google maps has written 300 reviews and all of them are just fucking with people and have no actual substance, he gave the liberty bell 1 star because it was broken, he is such a teenage google maps reviewer.

by Free v bucks generator troll February 23, 2023