tech effect

The effect noticed on males at Michigan Tech. The longer you're at Tech, the better the girls look and the lower your standards get!

"Dude, that girl's hot!"

"No way man, you're just affected by the Tech Effect."

by wings_2008 August 29, 2008

Cell Tech

Slang for Steroids.

Popularized by Bodybuilding.com forums

Person A: Think I can look like this guy by next year?

Person B: Phil Health? No, hes on Dat Dere Cell tech

by GhetHugeOrDieMirin January 26, 2014

tech

v.

To organize a show or production; to work behind the scenes at a play or concert.

I teched the concert...the lights got so messed up because none of the techies paid attention.

by someone July 18, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who patches da holez in da roof of hiz trailer with free aol discs.

bubba: hot damn! version 9 is here at last!
htrn: good! git up thar on da roof & fix it before it starts ta rain agin.

by daDebil January 15, 2004

tech-nickel genius

n. derogatory term for someone who has very cheap or outdated audiovisual or computer equipment.

There's no danger of watching 3-D movies at my house! My husband, the tech-nickel genius, soldered a new vacuum tube into the betamax.

Some tech-nickel genius from IT installed my firewall backwards so the only e-mail I get is spam and porn.

by gnostic1 September 18, 2010

Virginia Tech

The most amazing and school in the state of Virginia. Also the largest research institute in Va. and produces 42% of Va's PhD's. VT is the home of the third largest computer in the world and every building is made of "hokie stone," which completes its amazing architecture.

"Virginia Tech: 2004 ACC CHAMPS!!"

by lindsay December 13, 2004

Texas Tech Bellringer

A male who masturbates very fast while in a standing position.

Boss: Has anyone seen Heath? He's been gone for several hours now!

Receptionist: I think he is trying out as the Texas Tech Bellringer

by Johnny McDonald January 1, 2008