Taint Mode

When you get so drunk that you get naked , and start showing people your taint.

Daniel was so drunk last night that he went into taint mode.

by kansirus1 February 24, 2015

Face taint

The area between your nose and your upper lip. 'Taint your nose and 'taint your lip!

His mustache is so bushy it completely hides his face taint!

by Ron Greenberg November 7, 2007

Taint Brow

A unibrow of continuous hair growth covering the taint area of a woman from Eurasian descent, usually Iran. The taint brow is a continuous brow of hair from the cooter to the anus so one cannot tell where one orafice ends and next begins. An Iranian man slipping into into the wrong hole of an Iranian taint brow is punishable by death.

Man, that chick had a Iranian taint brow like a Vulcan caterpillar on steroids.

by Mr. Totem August 2, 2008

Taint Torture

The act of giving a swift uppercut to the female taint area while simultaneously performing oral sex.

David: "Dude, last night I did some taint torture and that bitch went crazy!"

Justin: "Serious? Dude I need to try that shit."

by Dean-o-Griff January 4, 2008

tainted buritto

you fuck a girl in the ass and shortly after she forgets that you had anal sex and sucks your dick

that girl sucked my tainted buritto

by rhett mullinski March 27, 2004

taint juice

The sweat that comes from one's taint. See also swalls

Damn it, you'd better drink my taint juice!

by The Rust Of Tydes August 1, 2003

taint gruff

The dull gray collection of hair, sweat, fecal matter found on the fleshy area between ones ballsack and anus, this area is also referred to as the taint, chode, grundle and gooch.

1.Hey you, Fag Boy, go eat some taint gurff!
2.I keep a collection of my taint gruff in a mason jar.

by A Duece, Special K October 10, 2003