by Smithy McBiggles July 18, 2013
When your a tail sticks out of your naked booty hole and lights up the Earth so much it attracts all the girls with a love potion right towards your "sexy" body
by Xexdeh January 01, 2020
Matt Lemon-LIme 41 East Coast Supercross, was throwing down some huge whipper tails all over Chad 630.
by Conroy Ericsson March 23, 2009
When a man attepts to cling to his youth by maintaining long hair in a ponytail. Usually he is also going bald and wears a ball cap as well.
by Freerobotsex July 02, 2010
"Do you guys sometimes poop out a little just to suck it back into your butt and see how far you can go before you lose it?"
"Oh, you mean Hog Tailing?"
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"Hey Jim, where have you been? You missed a meeting."
"Sorry I've been hog tailing it in the bathroom for about 3 minutes, almost beat my personal record though."
"Oh, you mean Hog Tailing?"
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"Hey Jim, where have you been? You missed a meeting."
"Sorry I've been hog tailing it in the bathroom for about 3 minutes, almost beat my personal record though."
by stinky_hogtailer June 01, 2016
by BeachBlitz06 May 23, 2019
A makeshift tampon traditionally constructed of cotton balls wrapped in a paper towel. Tail-pons are used as regular tampons but were classically used to stop anal seepage hence the name, tail-pon.
by AndrewFraz February 04, 2011