Top Gear Fail

When something is so terrible as to be equivocal to Top Gear America; it is a "top gear fail."

Meghan's attempt at cooking dinner was so terribly inedible it was nothing short of a top gear fail.

by P&R2010 March 19, 2011

top sort

Australian slang meaning an attractive person, or someone worth persuing a relationship with.
Can be used in reference to guys or girls, but more often is used when guys are talking about girls.

One bloke says "So the new girl started working in the office today."
The bloke he's talking to say "Oh yeah? Is she a top sort?"

by El Fuzzo September 21, 2005

Top Ginger

Someone with ginger hair who you hold in high esteem.

"Lucille Ball, now she was a Top Ginger."

by D? C.I.? October 7, 2008

top hawk

a mohawk in which only the top is spiked, the back is left limp(optional)

the frontal liberty is a modified top hawk

by lilGOTH of chicago January 21, 2009

Top Douche

of a group of douche bags, the one who seems to be the leader

"dude, those guys are douchebags"
"ya but that guy seems to be the Top Douche"

by J-Russ February 11, 2009

top dawggin it

term used to describe a lifestyle full of confidence, style, drive, sexuality, and presence. originated from the program Top Dawg News, a schoolwide news segment from a high school in orange county.

"See Jimmy show up to prom with 4 different dates? And the suit he was wearing too? Damn."

"Ya, dude hes totally top dawggin it. "

by hellotherehello June 17, 2009

Top Ramen Discussion

A discussion or debate which involves deciding which type of asian woman is hottest, most dateable or best in bed. Facts in these arguments are often gathered from internet porn or urban legend, if lacking in research you can simply make shit up.

Joe: DUDE, Japanese girls are open to do anything in bed. For fuck sake, they have blowjob competitions on TV.

Bill: Nah man, koreans are the best. They're great and bed and actually enjoy cleaning up after you...

You: I'm not having this "top ramen discussion"

by Ekkakub October 11, 2009