Intentionally holding back the release of one's flatulence or a defecation or combination of both for just the right time, opportunity or place to purge ass gas and/or squeeze off a nice dump .
Example 1: Carl was giving his presentation on July's sales figures when he realized that the off tasting fish tacos he had for lunch was building up a gas bubble. He managed a timed release and hustled out of the conference room with a case of the walking farts right after he finished presenting.
Example 2: Stan's Monday morning wine shits were the worst. The smell could peel paint off the wall. He was tired of his boss riding his ass about his performance so he planned a perfect timed release and just before his boss showed up, he dropped a mop bucket dump in the executive wash room. He later overheard his boss talking about it and how he was unable to breath when he went into the restroom.
Example 2: Stan's Monday morning wine shits were the worst. The smell could peel paint off the wall. He was tired of his boss riding his ass about his performance so he planned a perfect timed release and just before his boss showed up, he dropped a mop bucket dump in the executive wash room. He later overheard his boss talking about it and how he was unable to breath when he went into the restroom.
by Eaton Holgoode May 05, 2015
An adjective used to describe a person who is absolutely unable to keep track of time, no matter how hard they try.
So to defend her own seemingly rude and antisocial behavior, my totally time disabled wife says to me, “well really, what’s the difference if I am or am not there at 11 o’ clock, I mean time as you know it only actually exists in your universe,” as she goes on to cite some highly esoteric physics principles that very few people would be able to understand.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021
It’s a time Between 11:00pm to 3:00 am were you and your friends play this amazing new battle royal game named “apex legends”, apex time is a nature call for pro apex gamers that it’s grind time!!!
Guy1:hey why are you still awake do you know what time it is?!
Guy2: umm 11:00pm?
Guy:no it’s APEX TIME!!!!
Guy2: umm 11:00pm?
Guy:no it’s APEX TIME!!!!
by Gangbanger🍆🍆 March 02, 2019
time to go have a cigarette
by Kyle Captain Morgan July 11, 2008
Time spent on internal reflection or contemplation whilst wearing a safety helmet. Especially among motorcyclists, firemen, scuba divers and astronauts.
She was deep in helmet time.
Save it for helmet time.
It'll come to me during helmet time.
Houston we have a problem.
Save it for helmet time.
It'll come to me during helmet time.
Houston we have a problem.
by Eaglesixty5 June 10, 2009
1) a phrase you shout once your penis becomes erect.
2) a phrase you shout when you are about to beat someone so bad in a videogame that it makes you sexually aroused.
2) a phrase you shout when you are about to beat someone so bad in a videogame that it makes you sexually aroused.
mike: "It's Boner Time!"
Bob: "you have a boner right now, dont you?"
Mike: "yep"
John: "oh man! This match is full of noobs waiting to get pwned! It's Boner Time, bitches!"
Bob: "you have a boner right now, dont you?"
Mike: "yep"
John: "oh man! This match is full of noobs waiting to get pwned! It's Boner Time, bitches!"
by paster whackadoodle March 24, 2012
Lame Time regards NBA player Damian Lillard's inability to hit clutch shots and streaky shooting throughout games. Though having a plethora of game winning shots, Lillard has even more instances of choking, and his true shooting percentage in 4th quarters proves that.
by beanos_alvaro_youngboy_fp May 14, 2021