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Split ticket

When two prostitutes perform the functions of one for the price of one.
It was super late in Vegas and I got a split ticket from two bimbos.

"Who wants a split ticket at the Luxor?!"
by word nerdz August 20, 2019
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Speeding ticket

When you, a retard that can’t just STAY IN THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT, BECAUSE YOU ARE A RECKLESS AND DESTRUCTIVE DUMBASS, get pulled over for speeding. Dropping a gear and disappearing is also considered evading and eluding arrest; don’t do it. 1; now if you get caught you get punished MORE, dumbass, and 2; you’ll hit something and die for being a retard with a crotch rocket superbike wreck for a brain.
Respectable Sheriff: “Sir, did you even know how fucking fast you were go-“
Recipient of speeding ticket: *Drops a gear and tries to disappear, runs into an F-450, getting his blood and guts dragged across a road after being launched.*
Respectable Sheriff: “Holy shit… I’m just gonna call that one in……”
You can die, dumbass. Hold your horses and be reasonable. Have some fucking patience. Get there early, get there late; doesn’t matter. Just fucking get there and don’t die. It helps.
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Misconduct Ticketing System

NoPeaceNoQuiet.org has created a ticketing system where social media users can report concerns of misconduct and potential illegal activity across social media platforms that has a negative impact on victims and survivors of domestic violence, sexual assault and abuse due to the lack of algorithm removal from the original platform administration. NoPeaceNoQuiet.org misconduct ticking system (MTS) is similar to the ADL’s online reporting for cyber harassment of federally protected groups. Go to the NoPeaceNoQuiet.org website for more information.

Disclaimer: This website should not be construed as being about or referring to any particular individual.
If you are experiencing online abuse, in addition to reporting it to the FBI and your local law enforcement, you can also report it to NoPeaceNoQuiet.org Misconduct Ticketing System.
by Anonymous Taggers December 4, 2023
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Ticket

A single female joining a single male for the sole purpose of attending a couples only swingers event.
Man talking to host/door person: This is Rachel, she is my ticket...
by KittenMom June 3, 2017
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Tickets to zoot city

When one procures Xanax and weed with the hopes of entering a "zooted" state where they will accomplish absolutely nothing except watching movie trailers and nodding off constantly for an entire weekend.
Hey Bro you want to head out and chase down some trim Friday night "Sorry Bro I'm not going out, I got two tickets to zoot city so next time I'm free is Monday morning.
by Peeta Bennett December 21, 2022
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