theraputize

to provide therapy to someone who really needs it.

Therapee: "I can't stop playing dragon vale! And when i don't play I can't stop making noises and such!"
Theraputer: "That's unfortunate. SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE A PROBLEM. Let me theraputize you!

by dragontheraputers October 26, 2012

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Therapeutapuss

A healing feline who purrs all of your cares and ailments away.

I was feeling so ill, and then my therapeutapuss rubbed up under my arm and purred me to sleep.

by Bonesaw by way of Lady B September 7, 2013

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therapize

when your crackhead friends try to give you advice to make you feel better.

- hey Lauren I'm really going though something right now

- do you need me to therapize you

- yes please. that would be great

by sop22667 July 17, 2019

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Therapist

You need it.

GET SOME FUCKING HELP. GET A THERAPIST. TREAT YOURSELF NOW.

by Goofy Plush September 17, 2023

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A job title given to one's self after completion of an overpriced course with no real employment options.

An obscure pseudo-science 'qualification' not recognised by any organisation of real merit, often held by B grade instragram influencers as a bio filler line.

"What do you do for a job?"
"I'm an NLP Therapist"
"Oh wow! Does unemployment benefits pay on Tuesday or Thursday?"

by Thenotsoslimshady July 21, 2021

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