Kevin

The total dumbass in school that doesn't know what he is doing he is depressed likes blondes and also doesn't finish things in time.

No one: he could be a Kevin

by ..23 November 1, 2019

Kevin

A Kevin is truly one of a kind. He’s funny, smart, goofy and just everything you’d need in a boyfriend. He’s an idiot, but that’s what makes him so precious. He has cute little face and a smile that’ll make you just melt. He can be a sarcastic asshole at times, but it doesn’t matter because he’s just that amazing. His sense of humor is one like no other. He’s just hilarious. The word judgement isn’t one in his vocabulary. He’s accepting of everyone. Kevin’s are just the greates. Did I mention they have amazing hair?

Look at him, he’s so precious.

Hmm, by any chance, is he a Kevin?

by A bitch in love with a Kevin January 7, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is a fucking Ho that has a small peen he is nothing compared to the better more handsome Noah, Noah has a massive Dick. Kevin is a joke

Don't be such a Kevin

by Kevinhater2 December 17, 2018

Kevinned

Having found an amusing marrow-like vegetable amongst ones belongings.

Tom : Oh no! I've been Kevinned!

by kevinned October 19, 2019

Kevin

talks with someone for a few weeks and then leaves them hanging, dont gives a fuck about what his gf does and sounds like the type of nigga who would cheat ngl tbh

he left her hangin sounds like a kevin

by the cool kid82837 September 24, 2020

Kevin

A Kevin is a person who appears to be an ice cube stone wall, but behind his tough exterior, is really a piano-playing kitty cat. Kevin is tall and rarely smiles, making him seem intimidating. That's why most people are afraid to approach him, but once they get to know him, people realize how sweet and caring he actually is. Kevin has many admirable qualities, for example, his independence, self-discipline, and insanely stable mental health. Most likely a Libra, Kevin is amazing at playing the piano and is probably self-taught. Chances are, he also loves cats and sends pictures of them to his friends in his free time. Kevin is always super fun to be around and overall, a great friend.

Kevin would never tell Crystal that he has a crush on her because he's so stoic about everything, but secretly, he's head-over-heels in love with her.

by the-moon April 9, 2021

Kevin

A man with many talents and many girlfriend.

Kevin has many girlfriends.

by Cj 1233 February 26, 2018