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salted shiner

When you give a girl a black eye then jizz on it.
I gave her a salted shiner last night.
by Oakrainbow February 23, 2018
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In salt veritas

In vino veritas but when you have a "zi de marți".
Vladimir: How did you find out Oliver has microdick?
Andrew: Oh you know, we were on salt one night and he told me. You know the old saying; in salt veritas.

Vladimir: Dang, I also say things I shouldn't be saying on it.
by tommyzat November 14, 2022
mugGet the In salt veritasmug.

salted tips

Yo Ben, read what i just said on Salted Tips

Yo man that’s gay as hell
by annaamajor May 4, 2018
mugGet the salted tipsmug.

salt bae

An extremely weird Turkish guy who happened to get pictured at the best time. Has become an internet meme
Damn who is that guy?"
Oh him? He is just a salt bae
by Dank Meme Enthusiasts January 29, 2017
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Salted Caramel

The substance that forms when vanilla ice cream is put into someones butthole and subsequently churned by means of penis so that it mixes with the fecal matter. It is brown, sweet and sticky like actual salted caramel.
Jon: Hey I saw you go home with that girl last night, how was that?

Oscar: She was a freak, we made salted caramel and I fed it to her.

Jon: Ew.
by dollapingaz May 26, 2015
mugGet the Salted Caramelmug.

dad's salt

A special, secret, blend of salts manufactured by my father
I will now sprinkle a large amount of dad's salt onto my noodles.
by MrWamosh May 11, 2004
mugGet the dad's saltmug.

Salting the Snail

Bro! My girlfriend was salting the snail so hard last night!
by Toasty! April 17, 2014
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