When you tongue a girl's unclean butthole (because she didn't wipe), and you land up pushing your tongue too far down her cornhole that you catch last night's dinner on your tastebuds. But you're too far gone to pull out your tongue, so you keep throating her hole while you swirl a mix of saliva and nuts between her sphincter and your mouth.
I tongue-puncher her butthole so hard that I mixed up a KFC NUTTY CRUNCH - at least I got to eat for free that night.
by DJ CHAD January 18, 2019
Get the KFC Nutty Crunchmug. by Bwaaaalker May 9, 2016
Get the muffin crunchmug. Thinking the government can give us everything for free is like collecting Captain Crunch Glock box top coupons
by Keepingitreal4u May 25, 2021
Get the Captain Crunch Glock box top couponmug. by BillyBaroo June 30, 2018
Get the crunch buttmug. Example: Last night, I tried to pull a Dutch Oven on Cynthia after eating Mexican food, and it turned into a Dutch Crunch.
by DRoclc August 9, 2018
Get the Dutch Crunchmug. It is the result of a stripper or woman dancing all night. It is made of Pubic hair, Sweat, and Dead skin. It is flaky, somewhat white, and reminds you of the crispy topping on an apple pie.
Dan, I want an apple pie. Let me dance with this girl all night so I can lick that freshly made crunch.
by Inok09 September 7, 2016
Get the Crunchmug. The act of two females bumping their coochies so hard that their pelvic bones start to crack and crunch.
I went to the hospital to visit Edna and Dorothy on Saturday. They got too drunk on Friday night and got caught up in a bump ‘n crunch.
by Platypussies October 27, 2017
Get the Bump ‘n Crunchmug.