ill-conceived

An expression used by urban rap artists to describe ex-girlfriends & silly girls.
Ur soo ill-conceived u silly girll!
by RaisingD September 21, 2010
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ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.
*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change
by Dannyisazombie February 18, 2025
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House of ill compute

a church or temple.

(parody of the term house of ill repute)
by Qrez October 13, 2017
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ill-wun

ill-wun is tha tuffest payge on asianavenue.com
ill-wun iz so tuff
by RaS Iz Da MaNn May 26, 2003
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Due to illness.

A generic and feeble excuse that was highly exploited during the pandemic as to why something will not happen within an agreed timescale, maybe will never happen at all or to explain someone's non attendance at a meeting, event or function.
Dave apologises for not being able to attend baby Tarquin's christening today.
Yes it's really disappointing his missed Tarquin's big day has he said why he can't make it?
He just said it was due to illness.
by Another pseudonymal August 03, 2022
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Ill play gmod later maybe

When your friends say they will play later but truly they wont and just want to make fun of you and dont want to play gmod with you
by BIG Richard the great May 01, 2020
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ill bang you with my blicky

the word the big scary scrawny man who is out to get you and his name is joey dun dun duuuuun so he will try to bang you wit his blicky raaaaaah uhhh ooooh owi yeeees
come on 1v1 in a basket ball game cause ill bang you with my blicky
by jujun on tnhat5b by April 13, 2021
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