ill liquid

The situation where you loose a liquid money or asset

Aaron is ill liquid because he sold his trust

by anonymous November 30, 2021

Political Illness

Mental illness characterized by making everything political for seemingly no apparent reason.

Bill was a good guy until he developed political illness. Now he just comments, "Let's go Brandon" and "My body, my choice!" on every random facebook post he sees.

by CornBrehd June 15, 2024

ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.

*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change

by kieralovedanny February 18, 2025

Ill-fishing

Telling people you are iller than you actually are for attention. Also applies to image posts on social media.

He's can't be that ill, I saw him running around town. He's totally ill-fishing for attention.

by Pikuntchu April 20, 2021

Mental illness

Tyler.

He claims to have every mental illness under the sun.

Someone: "I have *mental illness*"
Tyler: "Omg me too!" *copies it*

by Asteryoonie March 2, 2023

ill bang you with my blicky

the word the big scary scrawny man who is out to get you and his name is joey dun dun duuuuun so he will try to bang you wit his blicky raaaaaah uhhh ooooh owi yeeees

come on 1v1 in a basket ball game cause ill bang you with my blicky

by jujun on tnhat5b by April 13, 2021

Ill weather friend

One with whom you share quality time only when you each have something mutual to bitch about, and the rest of the time you have little in common to talk about.

Mike's a good ill weather friend. I was home late last night because we spent half an hour bitching about the boss, even though most of the time we don't really have a whole lot in common.

by Altreus September 11, 2010