A top hat tattoo is when a male who was not endowed by Christ slaps his uncircumcised wang against someone's face, leaving a top hat shaped red mark.
by TopHatBill May 27, 2022
when a person sticks their finger up their partner’s ass and use the fecal matter to draw all over their partner’s body to resemble tattoos
Billy: Hey, I just got a new tattoo!
Bob: Nigga, I got something fucking cooler.
Billy: What?
Bob: Some naughty brown tattoos
Bob: Nigga, I got something fucking cooler.
Billy: What?
Bob: Some naughty brown tattoos
by Kool_Tyga999 December 02, 2021
by doodling June 29, 2011
The benevolent act of wiping your dirty anal hole on the face of an unsuspecting, passed out drunk person, usually a friend. This is done in hope of leaving a brown streak known as the chocolate tattoo. A chocolate tattoo can also be done on a person's clothing if your shit won't adhere to the face.
I got off easy last night. The Chughumper was looking to give me a chocolate tattoo, but he couldn't find me.
by shidz October 21, 2015
by Celiah March 10, 2017
Something posted on the Internet by or regarding you that you can't erase, which will follow you around forever.
Since Steve's terrible House music has been re-uploaded by other YouTubers, potential employers have found this Internet tattoo when searching his name.
Stacy got her pornographic Internet tattoo when she was a broke college student.
Stacy got her pornographic Internet tattoo when she was a broke college student.
by The Abortion Lady June 06, 2024
A tattoo that's recieved on an area of the body to cover up scars from surgeries, tragic past, accidents, mastectomy, forced trauma, injuries, etc.
The tattoo gives beauty back to the person, so they aren't seeing their past scar their bodies for life any longer. If I could tattoo away mine, I would.
The tattoo gives beauty back to the person, so they aren't seeing their past scar their bodies for life any longer. If I could tattoo away mine, I would.
Rebecca got herself a panda-shaped insecurity tattoo to cover up the scars she had after her surgery.
by The Pleasure Principal May 10, 2021