Sweet Mother of Jesus

Mary, the mother of Jesus. This is typically an exclamation of disbelief, usually targeted at something so out there that it's hard to believe or process. You could also say "Holy shit!" -- it's quicker.

Sweet mother of Jesus! Did you see that chick just crush those beer cans with her 44HHH tits?!?!

by toxicsky February 8, 2010

sweet kicks

nice shoes

You have sweet kicks - meaning you have nice shoes

by naxxx January 23, 2009

wang dang sweet poon tang

some really sweet poon tang that you really want to shove your wang dang in

Tom- I saw michelle last night she looked so good!
Connor - did you shove your wang dang in her poon tang?
Tom- nahh didn't have the penis to sniff gooch nugget sniff?!?! :D

- Tom & Connor

wang dang sweet poon tang smells like gooch cheese

by Eclipsify November 23, 2013

Sweet Tits

Sweet tits is an affectionate term used to describe one's lady.

Hey Sweet Tits, make me a sandwich.

by Chang-a-lang January 22, 2006

poop sweats

When you have the sudden urge to move your bowels and you start sweating. A real poop emergency. Usually associated with explosive diarrhea.

I had to shit so bad yesterday. I couldn't find a bathroom, I had the poop sweats and everything!!

by J-Millions June 14, 2008

sleep sweet

The perfect way to say goodnight. It says "sleep tight" and "sweet dreams" in one.

Girl: Okay hun, I am going to bed.

Guy: Sleep sweet babe.

by jab11 October 10, 2010

Sweet Brag

A term accompanied by a hand gesture used to point out a persons self-pride. Even the most obnoxious braggarts can be stifled with a well placed "Sweet Brag" The hand gesture looks like a rock and roll sign with the pinky and pointer fingers lowered significantly until they are pointing more forwards than upwards.

Braggart: Dude, I have like 20,000 friends on myspace which makes me way more popular than you

You: (Hand Gesture) "Sweet Brag"

by JordanBaker February 9, 2009