Fuzzy Sweaters

A fuzzy sweater is when your teeth feel fuzzy after not brushing for a few days.

Your breath is stank, you better brush those fuzzy sweaters before you get a cavity.

by Gary Bowling April 8, 2008

sweetest thing

A song by U2, written by Bono, as an apology to his wife for forgetting her birthday one year.

Haaaa haa a, Oooh Ooh

My love she throws me like a rubber ball
Oh oh oh, the sweetest thing
She won't catch me or break my fall
Oh oh oh, the sweetest thing
Baby’s got blue skies up ahead
But in this I'm a rain cloud
You know she wants a dry kind of love
Oh oh oh, the sweetest thing

I'm losing you
I'm losing you
Ain't love the sweetest thing

I wanted to run but she made me crawl
Oh oh oh, the sweetest thing
Eternal fire, she turned me to straw
Oh oh, the sweetest thing
I know I got black eyes
But they burn so brightly for her
This is a blind kind of love
Oh oh oh, the sweetest thing

I'm losing you
Whoa haaa, I'm losing you
Ain't love the sweetest thing

Ain’t love the sweetest thing
Ain’t love the sweetest thing
Ain’t love the sweetest thing

Ahhhh haaa haaaa
Ahhhh haaa haaaa

Blue-eyed boy meets a brown-eyed girl
Oh oh oh, the sweetest thing
You can sew it up but you still see the tear
Oh oh oh, the sweetest thing
Baby's got blue skies up ahead
But in this I'm a rain cloud
Ours is a stormy kind of love
Oh oh oh, the sweetest thing

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The Sweetest Thing
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by TheSweetestThing December 22, 2006

Sweater Vest

a sweater for old people and golfers. offten worn by preps usually with an argyle pattern.

sheldon loves sweater vests and dick

by sweatervestsarprepy March 12, 2011

street sweeper

a gun, called a street sweeper because it cleans the streets of those who are disliked or unlucky

I'm goin down down baby, yo' street in a Range Rover
Street sweeper baby, cocked ready to let it go
- Nelly

by crazy cat lady June 27, 2006

Sweater

A person that claims they are HARDCORE because they listen to PARKWAY~DRIVE and have all their shirts and have only been to a handful of shows.

Sweater: Hey man, did you see parkway drive at sweatfest last week.
Hardcore Guy: Fuck up sweater! *Walks off*

by Lickalotta Pus April 8, 2009

sweater kittens

incredible female breasts as viewed by a male when their slight movement creates arousal

for fucksake those sweater kittens are turning me into Tony the tiger.

by Jim Cotter December 11, 2003

Sweater Dick

Much like whiskey dick, but in this case it is when you lose your hard-on while railing some chick because she wont take her top off during sex.

I am tired of rocking on top of you with your shirt on. I have nothing to look at, you are giving me major sweater dick.

by EddieTheNet April 23, 2009