body surfing

Fucking a fat chick and watching her waves of fat flow as you rail her.

Steve was totally body surfing that chick, look at that wave!!

by unknownsomeoneelse November 2, 2019

sphincter surfing

A guy that likes putting his cock in other peoples buttholes.

A woman that uses a strap-on in other peoples butts.

John was sphincter surfing with Debbie on the beach.

by Vic of the North May 15, 2008

surf & turf

watching surf documentaries while smoking weed

Gretchen, want to come over for some surf & turf??

by Flounder24 June 17, 2008

Couch surfing

Surfing the web while lying on the couch.

I saw the gnarliest Wipeout video when I was couch surfing yesterday.

by Rand Shitt February 16, 2019

Surf and turf

When friend, family member, colleague, or customer order the most expensive thing on the menu only because they are not paying. Usually done solo while in a group.

"Dinner was real good last night but Johnson pulled a surf and turf in front of the customer. A**hole."

by Cr0tchsh0t April 1, 2010

surf and turf

(N) A turd so big that it stretches from down in the toilet hole to above the waterline, sitting on the shore.

Dude, hand me a plunger because I pinched a surf and turf.

by Labattomy July 26, 2004

ball surf

When you're sitting on the toilet after a mega dump and you reach back for a courtesy flush. All of a sudden you feel your nads surfing right before the toilet overflows and floods your socks. Not a good feeling and one that's best avoided.

Instead of flushing, the toilet gave me a ball surf.

by Joe Guru January 11, 2017