Two men after anal sex will preform a subway surf. A subway surf is when one man will lay on his stomouch while the other will stand on his back with his foot inside of his anus.
by gaypornlover69 December 20, 2022
A guy that likes putting his cock in other peoples buttholes.
A woman that uses a strap-on in other peoples butts.
A woman that uses a strap-on in other peoples butts.
by Vic of the North May 15, 2008
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by Rand Shitt February 16, 2019
When friend, family member, colleague, or customer order the most expensive thing on the menu only because they are not paying. Usually done solo while in a group.
"Dinner was real good last night but Johnson pulled a surf and turf in front of the customer. A**hole."
by Cr0tchsh0t April 01, 2010
(N) A turd so big that it stretches from down in the toilet hole to above the waterline, sitting on the shore.
by Labattomy July 26, 2004
When you're sitting on the toilet after a mega dump and you reach back for a courtesy flush. All of a sudden you feel your nads surfing right before the toilet overflows and floods your socks. Not a good feeling and one that's best avoided.
by Joe Guru January 12, 2017