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The Stitsgooner is a rare breed of American Male, mostly from the Gen X generation. They are found in a small, rural region of Upstate NY centered around the thriving metropolis of Horseheads. Characteristics include mild-success at hunting, avid sportsball fanatic, and the tendency to be very loud.
Oh good lord.... Stitsgooner is here. 69!!!!!
by Stitsgooner March 27, 2023
Get the stitsgooner mug.Fatcock "No! Cus the other sluts have fucked too many of me in abstraction and in aggregate but this one has only fucked one of me."
Hym "Oh wow, you caught that part, huh? Wow... Ok... Um, so were they supposed to stop fucking 'you' in abstraction and in aggregate after the first 'you'? Like, they fuck you and then they meet another 'you' (High value man) and now what are they supposed to do? Not fuck this new 'you'? How are you a 'master key' if you fuck up the lock when you open it? You sound like a clumsy sneak-thief."
Fatcock "Bro... I have this mindset..."
Hym "I KNOW! OH... MY GOD! THE MINDSET! I ALMOST FORGOT! 🤦 ♂️ Jesus... 🤦 ♂️😑 What I'm saying is: You're kind of the COMMON DENOMINATOR THERE, CHIEF. Who is this for? This seems like this performative bit where you try to convince me that you deserve to fuck all the women and I should respect your slut-wife.... Like it's more for YOU than it is for ME."
Fatcock "Yeah bro. I'm totally a dominator. But nah bro, like, she doesn't count. And, check it dawg: Let's say all the sluts have a bunch of my kids. I teach them Christianity, right? Ah? Right?"
Hym "So you miss that one but....... Oh! Oh, I thought there was MORE. Ok. Um... So... You teach them that as long as we have our voluntarily celibate whipping boy gimp Jesus, we'll all be saved forever and theeeeen?" 🤨
Fatcock "And then I'm good bro. Like, how do I add to degeneracy?"
Hym "Oh wow, you caught that part, huh? Wow... Ok... Um, so were they supposed to stop fucking 'you' in abstraction and in aggregate after the first 'you'? Like, they fuck you and then they meet another 'you' (High value man) and now what are they supposed to do? Not fuck this new 'you'? How are you a 'master key' if you fuck up the lock when you open it? You sound like a clumsy sneak-thief."
Fatcock "Bro... I have this mindset..."
Hym "I KNOW! OH... MY GOD! THE MINDSET! I ALMOST FORGOT! 🤦 ♂️ Jesus... 🤦 ♂️😑 What I'm saying is: You're kind of the COMMON DENOMINATOR THERE, CHIEF. Who is this for? This seems like this performative bit where you try to convince me that you deserve to fuck all the women and I should respect your slut-wife.... Like it's more for YOU than it is for ME."
Fatcock "Yeah bro. I'm totally a dominator. But nah bro, like, she doesn't count. And, check it dawg: Let's say all the sluts have a bunch of my kids. I teach them Christianity, right? Ah? Right?"
Hym "So you miss that one but....... Oh! Oh, I thought there was MORE. Ok. Um... So... You teach them that as long as we have our voluntarily celibate whipping boy gimp Jesus, we'll all be saved forever and theeeeen?" 🤨
Fatcock "And then I'm good bro. Like, how do I add to degeneracy?"
Hym "Uuuuum I don't think Christianity has ever stopped ANY degeneracy but, oooh... shit, I donno... by multiplying the number retards by 20? Making a bunch of sluts? I mean, I sounds like a super easy way for you to wash your hands of any guilt. Ok, but here's what's going to happen: You girlfriend is still a slut. You can't fuck a slutmaker and NOT be a slut. I don't particularly have a problem with sluts I'm not excluded from and I don't necessarily want to get married so it's not really my problem but, no, I don't respect you or your slut. How about this: I'll respect the sluts that let me fuck them and then you and your retarded slut wife can go fuck yourselves and die? Alright? If you fuck a slutmaker you're a slut and will be treated as such. Not that there is anything wrong with being a slut but, no, I'm not going to make the distinction between your 'fresh slut' and your 'nearly-new' sluts."
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