eight straights of fucked up

1) when tripping acid, seeing eight planes of existance simultaniously
2) being really, really, exceptionally fucked up

"yo i am eight straights of fucked up"
"....did you just say eight straights of fucked up??!?"

by J Deb September 22, 2005

closet straight

A male who acts and talk as if they are flamboyantly gay but, not.

Hey bro, I don't go down like that. I go down like this. Come on man, don't you have a wife and kids? Yes, it's not like I'm gay, I'm just closet straight.

by Chef boy ar Gee December 31, 2014

Straight Tik Tok

The side of tik tok where white teens dance and get tons of clout. It also has tons of drama, usually about celebrities

Straight Tik Tok is very scary

by ElTheDumb January 19, 2021

straight dook butt

straight up swamp ass, son

yo man i just housed some wings and i got straight dook butt!

by nelgo April 17, 2007

Straightlord

Not a gaylord, but a straightlord. A man who may have certain stereotypically gay traits, but is not gay.

Look at that man with his girfriend. He looks so gay. What a straightlord.

by Hayes Benedict Thompson August 28, 2007

straighterade

a beverage that allows individuals to feel heterosexual desires. Commonly offered or spilled on gay people, or people acting gay.

He just really doesn't like boobs... we should get him some straighterade.

by 72886 January 19, 2008

Straight Piss

When someone/something is beyond any definition of something negative. Also used to describe any unpleasant situation, negative turn of events, or overall poor quality of any given day.

1.
"Hey, what do you think of the picture I drew?"
"Umm, it's straight piss!"

2.
"Man, I can't believe someone would fuck me over like that."
"Yeah, thats straight piss."

3.
"So last night was suppose to be a wild time and it turned out to be all this drama, she got sick so we had to leave early, lost my fucking wallet THEN I hit like an hour of traffic on the way back. STRAIGHT PISS!"

4.
"So I got fired today over some bullshit......yup, straight piss!"

5.
"So my boy said he had all these hotties coming down last night, so I show up to the bar..."

"And how they look?"

"Son........STRAIGHT PISS!"

by Bruno Coldcreek March 7, 2008